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the-many-faults-in-our-stars:

pros of dating me

  • you can hold my hand whenever you want
  • you can cuddle with me whenever you want
  • you can kiss me whenever you want

cons of dating me

  • i get jealous easily
  • i’m sad a lot
  • i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am

(via 5weetsorrow)

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rumour:

Nuns are beautiful
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apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via babybeauthings)

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I bet he makes the best fudge.
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penis-hilton:

me dying
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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
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memeguy-com:

Parental Nightmare
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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via parttimetrickster)

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pointless-letters:

Because they’re totally the same thing.
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theinvadertrio:

most emotionally damaging part of my childhood
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