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oodevoo:

Sooo the guy i like didnt say anything. But i do think he was staring at me. I mean the way i was sitting, my hair was blocking my face so i could see what he was doing and he was staring in my direction and when i would look i kinda made eye contact and then he looked away.
My friend was supposed to watch us interact and tell me what she thought but she was talking to her friends at another table today.
But i don’t think hes gonna ask me. Im too ugly.

I mean i hope he feels something, but why would a guy want a fat and ugly girl?

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lovecrafts-inkwell:

He was a skater catShe said see you later cat
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Pizza Posts 
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yungspic:

u know he dead
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bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via plunged)

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig, via asvprock)

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sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

(via succeeding)

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via justsomeweirdkid)

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urtube:

My first post on Facebook, why didn’t my parents stop me
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saepphire:
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gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod, via humorking)

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roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT
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